Tuesday, July 21, 2009

E-Harmony Update

Well, I finished and I had to share this with you. (I was answering the questions wrongly, on purpose, btw.)

This was their analysis of me (their caps)


One of the requirements that E-Harmony has for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. (In other words, you have to be A NORMAL PART OF SOCIETY.) If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process. (We want you to know right away that you are a loser and not have to experience it through numerous other's rejections.)

You are best described as:
CONSISTENTLY TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF

Words that describe you:
  • Uncompromising
  • Selfish
  • Critical
  • Tough
  • Discerning
  • Skeptical
  • Scrofulous

    When someone needs your help or wants you to do something you think before you act. See, at heart you believe deeply in personal freedom and individual responsibility. You think it is vital that people learn to take care of themselves so that they don't become dependent upon others. In your mind, Uncritical Tenderheartedness does as much harm as good. Along with this you devote adequate time to taking care of your own needs and wants, in part because it makes you happy with your life and in part because that's what you truly believe every person should do. We wish you a nice life, but please, don't visit.

    5 comments:

    1. for some reason i found this hilarious. =D

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    2. Scrofulous? lol!
      the last line cracked me up.

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    3. ouch, what a life you'll have you uncompromising loser!

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