Once upon a time, a Girl lived and as she lived, she was driven by a singular Urge. It was to buy Shoes. Once the shoes were bought and brought back home, they were Worn, so as to be duly admired. They were Worn in strange Places, such as school doorways (ones with locked doors) and on ledges of varying heights. Sometimes, when she was tired of wearing them, she'd just sit in the sun with them, Enjoying them. All in all, she was Cheerful.